Services
Everything we offer, explained in plain cat.

Nap Audits
A full review of your sleeping spots, from the sofa to the laundry pile.
We visit your home at three different times of day and rate every surface for warmth, softness and humans nearby.
Sunbeam Scheduling
Never miss the best light again.
We map the path of the sun across your floors and write a clear timetable, down to the minute the beam hits the rug.


Deep Sleep Coaching
Learn to switch off with a slow blink and a long sigh.
Our coaches teach breathing, paw positioning and the famous three turn circle before lying down.
Executive Power Naps
Twenty minutes, perfectly timed, for cats with busy schedules.
A short, focused rest in a premium location. Ideal between breakfast and the second breakfast.

Ready to meet Slumber Strategy Group?
Drop us a line and we will get back to you, just as soon as this nap is finished.